Black Sticky Slime

The character is basically created by someone’s depression. Depression makes people sad and miserable. These kind of feeling hurt hopes, confidence, even people’ lives. If you just let…

blurred vision

University life is ever so stranger, my sleeping patterns are something which I can only dream of having, the dorms flooded with people, figuring out between day and…

Fish Biscuit Eater

A vicious little fish shaped biscuit or is it the other way around? It gets in the way of completing anything by distracting you. It thinks it is…

Gremlin of Sickness

Blerrrgh. The Gremlin of Sickness has visited my house. I am feeling rundown and full of cold. As a result it is making me feel very uninspired and…

LoneWolf

This issue is derived from my character as a primitive alpha, it is hard to fit in, when you feel obliged to lead. I understand working in a…

Mr Noms

It makes me eat crisps when i shouldn’t. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until…

Nocturnify Monkey Bomb

When the monkey bomb goes off it casts a spell which makes you stay up late. This can do a massive concentration nerf which is vital for any…

Paul The Procrastination Pelican

When Paul looks at you he uses his mind games to convince you to not be arsed to do your work and leave it until the latest possible…

procrastination monkey

This procrastination monkey is what controls my brain 90% of the time. It is a problem where i know have work to do and deadlines to complete, yet this…

Sludge Brain Squid

This brain squid sits in the kitchen waiting for me to get up each day. When it sees me coming, it latches itself to my head and sucks…